MODERN ARTHUR by Tom Bayne







Stephen DeStefano's re-imagining of Hank and Dean as me and PeeDee.


June 24, 2008
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"Yeah I'm hoping to get something done this summer."
     - Tom Bayne, 2002

"Yeah I'm hoping to get something done this summer."
     - Tom Bayne, 2003

"Yeah I'm hoping to get something done this summer."
     - Tom Bayne, 2002

"Yeah I'm hoping to get something done this summer."
     - Tom Bayne, 2004

"Yeah I'm hoping to get something done this summer."
     - Tom Bayne, 2005

"Yeah I'm hoping to get something done this summer."
     - Tom Bayne, 2006

"Yeah I'm hoping to get something done this summer."
     - Tom Bayne, 2007

Yeah but for real this time.


Tom Bayne, 2008
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Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
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Good luck tomorrow, Barack. Susan's got practice, so, if you wanna hang out...


Tom    Monday, May 19th, 2008    10:44pm
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"Here is a Story" is a song written eighteen years ago by Matt and Mike in order to tease their little sister who was worried what Mark, presumably a classmate, a cute one, what he would think if she didn't do well enough on her homework. It was recorded this past weekend and then I made this video:




Tom    Friday, May 16th, 2008    2:15am
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It's like you're the TA of a digital effects continuing ed course and in the class there's the one old guy who wants to learn computers and is I guess a nice guy, but totally out of his element. He talks to the computer. He assumes it will do everything and yet gets really excited to see his name appear after he types it out. And every time you look over at him he's just staring at the thing. Staring at the screen, then at the keyboard, then back at the screen, and you start to feel bad and before you know it, you're at his computer making the mushroom cloud go in reverse for him.

"Control alt R."
"What?"
"Hit control alt R."
"Heh?"
"Oh, here, just slide over..."


Tom    May 15, 2008    1:41pm
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CLICK HERE FOR LOVE ROMP
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Charles, if you're wondering what shape your air mattress is gonna be in when I return it to you, I already spilled orange juice on it.

UPDATE: How many holes were in it?

Tom    Thursday, May 8, 2008    4:46pm
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From a 1944 Reader's Digest: Why Are We Americans Different? page 1, page 2

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Looking over someone's shoulder at their paper, at the plan for that Atlantic Yards thing this morning, I wondered if anyone could ever convince me of Frank Gehry's merits. That may just be one of those things I'll never, ever see.

Later, I found myself in the allergist's office getting dosed with Spring Pollens, Fall Pollens, Cat, Horse, Shrimp, Cockroaches, Dusts and some other stuff. I waited patiently as all these little mounds marked on my forearm rose and reddened as my body reacted to each in its own different, but pretty much the same way.

I'm simply allergic to some things. And for the time being too busy to find out why.


Tom    Tuesday May 6, 2008    1:12pm
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I just sneezed so hard my chair rolled backwards.


Tom    Friday, May 2, 2008    10:46am
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Hi everybody...


Tom    Sunday, April 27, 2008    11:26am
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These Are Probably The Questions I Ask The Most (An Unofficial Ranking)

1. How's it going? (or variations of...)

2. Does this have cheese in it?


Tom    April 3, 2008    5:45pm
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Mike L. M. did the new Why? video ..




ALSO ALSO ALSO... VIDEOS BY BLOND CHILI:

Casey and Paul's quest begins.
Casey and Paul have arrived.
Casey spends time with Josiah the rock star.
Casey and Paul find WHY?'s set list.
Casey and Paul arrive at Yoni's.
Casey and Paul join the party.
Paul aspires to write.
Casey and Paul's time is up.

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It's hard not to be political. It just is. I'm sorry. But maybe we should pass these around? I don't know. Okay.

Back to work.

UPDATE: ALERT! SATIRE MIGHT BE DEAD


Tom    March 21, 2008    3:39pm
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How's everyone doing?

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What if the prostitute the governor slept with was in your circle of friends and no one knows it and on one Friday night everyone's out at a bar and she gets a text message or two and then a call and then she's like "be right back," but then she doesn't come back, but whatever, I mean, she's really taking the Amtrak down to Washington but no one suspects that, if anything, people just suspect girl problems, but then you're all out again the next night and someone gets a text from her asking where you are and then a little later she shows up and she's like "what'd I miss?" and everyone's like "nothing." The night pans out like any other and sometime around 2 or 3 she's waiting in line for the bathroom and makes out with a guy -- for free! People are so peculiar.


Tom    March 11, 2008    12:14pm
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I have the hardest time getting my head around the fact that Ohio--Ohio!--the state of Ohio!--continues to kind of determine the fate of the world.

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TONIGHT! AND THEN STICK AROUND FOR CHING CHONG SONG AT 10ISH!


Tom    February 21, 2008    11:40am
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My next post won't be a complainy one, I promise. It'll be about the fun to be had tonight.


Tom    February 21, 2008    11:38am
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