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2009-12-31T07:12:00.001-05:00

MODERN ARTHUR by Tom Bayne

2008-11-18T16:56:00.001-05:00

Bow-ling.

That's all.

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2008-11-14T16:45:00.001-05:00

I got paid today!

I can buy my girlfriend a drink tonight!

I CAN BUY MY GIRLFRIEND A DRINK!!

UPDATE: Aaaaaaaaaaaaand the check's dated for the 17th.

Tom November 14, 2008 12:27pm
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2008-11-11T22:51:00.002-05:00

THERE'S A NEW THING HAPPENING SOON.

Tom November 11, 2008 10:53pm
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2008-11-11T22:37:00.005-05:00

ORDER
THIS
BOOK,
YOU
TOSSER!

Tom November 11, 2008 10:38pm
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2008-11-07T16:01:00.002-05:00

MORE PICTURES HERE (keep checking back, as this will be updated in the coming days)

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2008-10-23T10:53:00.004-04:00

ANYONE WHO WANTS TO COME TO PHILADELPHIA NOV. 1 - NOV. 4 AND HELP GET OUT THE VOTE, LET ME KNOW!! THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO. FUN STUFF! (SECRET STUFF, I'M NOT TELLING.) OR, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN RELY ON OTHER PEOPLE TO GET BARACK OBAMA ELECTED FOR YOU. EMAIL ME............ THOMAS.BAYNE@GMAIL.COM

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2008-09-02T21:24:00.003-04:00

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2008-08-22T20:55:00.000-04:00

Here's some Jonathan Vincent. Have a good weekend.

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2008-08-13T17:13:00.002-04:00

BREAKTHROUGH VIDEO

Tom August 13, 2008 5:16pm
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2008-08-07T22:26:00.008-04:00

My sister Sarah and my cousin Erin are here for the weekend. The two of them and Susan and I just had a dinner party. We wrote a poem:

A is for Afghanistan,
Which shares its border with Pakistan,
Which John McCain doesn't understand.
Please America, don't elect this man.

August 7, 2008 10:27pm
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2008-07-31T16:06:00.000-04:00

I hate em I hate em I hate em I hate em I hate em I ha tem I ahtee m Ih ate em I hatem ei I hate em!!

Tom July 31, 2008 4:05pm
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2008-07-31T16:02:00.002-04:00

John McCain is awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awufl, awfiul, awdfil, awfil, awful, awugufl, awfil.. !@

Tom July 31, 2008 4:03pm
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2008-07-18T10:54:00.001-04:00

HAPPENING TONIGHT

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2008-07-18T10:15:00.002-04:00

When I write or say something that I'm then embarrassed to see in print or hear out loud, I'll often follow it with "as they say." Sorry everybody!

Tom July 18, 2008 10:15am
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2008-07-11T13:17:00.003-04:00

Greg Condon's "Peanut Butter & Graduation" is our new President! It will be shown on Channel 13 (for those of you in the New York area) tomorrow night at around 10:30/11:00. It depends on when "Big" gets done. And according to imdb there is a 104- and a 130-minute version of "Big." The extra 26 minutes are of Tom Hanks... oh I don't know. I was gonna try and make a joke.

Congratulations Greg!

Tom Friday, July 11, 2008
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2008-07-09T21:23:00.004-04:00

ELECTION TIME

Stop Motion Guru Good Guy Greg Condon has a chance to get one of his animated films shown on Channel 13 this weekend. BUT HE NEEDS OUR VOTES!

After a healthy lead early on, Greg's film's slightly slipped in the polls. Unacceptable! It's called Peanut Butter & Graduation, and those interested may vote here:

VOTE

(the poll comes below the embedded films, above the comments.)

(and of course, sure, if you like one of the other two films better, then okay, yeah, fine, by all means be an asshole.)

Tom July 9, 2008 9:27pm
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2008-06-24T10:53:00.003-04:00

Stephen DeStefano's re-imagining of Hank and Dean as me and PeeDee.

June 24, 2008
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2008-06-23T12:58:00.001-04:00

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2008-06-03T16:42:00.001-04:00

"Yeah I'm hoping to get something done this summer."
     - Tom Bayne, 2002

"Yeah I'm hoping to get something done this summer."
     - Tom Bayne, 2003

"Yeah I'm hoping to get something done this summer."
     - Tom Bayne, 2002

"Yeah I'm hoping to get something done this summer."
     - Tom Bayne, 2004

"Yeah I'm hoping to get something done this summer."
     - Tom Bayne, 2005

"Yeah I'm hoping to get something done this summer."
     - Tom Bayne, 2006

"Yeah I'm hoping to get something done this summer."
     - Tom Bayne, 2007

Yeah but for real this time.

Tom Bayne, 2008
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2008-05-27T13:48:00.000-04:00

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
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2008-05-19T22:42:00.002-04:00

Good luck tomorrow, Barack. Susan's got practice, so, if you wanna hang out...

Tom Monday, May 19th, 2008 10:44pm
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2008-05-16T02:09:00.004-04:00

"Here is a Story" is a song written eighteen years ago by Matt and Mike in order to tease their little sister who was worried what Mark, presumably a classmate, a cute one, what he would think if she didn't do well enough on her homework. It was recorded this past weekend and then I made this video:

Tom Friday, May 16th, 2008 2:15am
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2008-05-15T13:31:00.004-04:00

It's like you're the TA of a digital effects continuing ed course and in the class there's the one old guy who wants to learn computers and is I guess a nice guy, but totally out of his element. He talks to the computer. He assumes it will do everything and yet gets really excited to see his name appear after he types it out. And every time you look over at him he's just staring at the thing. Staring at the screen, then at the keyboard, then back at the screen, and you start to feel bad and before you know it, you're at his computer making the mushroom cloud go in reverse for him.

"Control alt R."
"What?"
"Hit control alt R."
"Heh?"
"Oh, here, just slide over..."

Tom May 15, 2008 1:41pm
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2008-05-15T11:32:00.004-04:00

CLICK HERE FOR LOVE ROMP
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