ATTENTION
Armed animators are holding a small contingent of Korean in-betweeners hostage somewhere in the east 30s. Armed with a vicious looking blade, leader of the scalliwags, Rick Blade, has demanded a shipment of Harley-Davidson belt buckles, a way to make uncheesy lens flares in Photoshop, all existing prints of the rare, early short, "My Baby’s Mammy," as well as maquettes of the cast of Corn Nuts Snack Treats' promotional webisodes, thumbnails for the buried Top Gun MMORPG project, his name stricken from the Katbot records, an autographed centerfold of the Playmate inspiration for Pocahontas, the right to wear sunglasses indoors, and the frozen testes of Walt Disney.
